Ask No Stupid Questions, Hear No Ridiculous Lies
(Our history class starts at 7:30am. I am not even close to being a morning person, and always come in with a giant cup of coffee. I also always do my assignments, and often stay late to ask questions about the assignments. The student who sits next me is always overwhelmingly energetic and obnoxiously nosey. One morning, I get fed up.)
Student: “How do you get all of your work done all the time? Do you ever have any fun?”
Me: “No. I have a debilitating illness that gets worse if I am not continually learning.”
Student: “Oh my god! Really?”
Me: “Yes.”
Student: “Even when you’re asleep!?”
Me: “I don’t sleep.”
Student: “So THAT’S why you drink so much coffee!”
Me: “Oh that? Nah, I just like how it makes my pee smell funny.”
(He stopped bothering me after that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
