Anything But ‘Happy Birthday’
(This exchange happens on Facebook. Every year, on my brother’s birthday, I find a way to say something other than just “happy birthday.” This year may be my favorite.)
Me: “I just want to wish you a very spectacularly amazing super happy fun anniversary of the day I developed middle child syndrome.”
Brother: “#sorrynotsorry”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?