About A High Nine On The Divorcer Scale

| Romantic | March 7, 2012

(We’re watching a TV episode involving a tornado.)

Boyfriend: “So many natural disasters I want to see.”

(Without a pause, he lifts my skirt and looks up it. I give him a blank stare.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, my god, no! I just wanted to see what panties you had on!”

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