About A High Nine On The Divorcer Scale
(We’re watching a TV episode involving a tornado.)
Boyfriend: “So many natural disasters I want to see.”
(Without a pause, he lifts my skirt and looks up it. I give him a blank stare.)
Boyfriend: “Oh, my god, no! I just wanted to see what panties you had on!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?