Totally, Like, Avada Kedavra

(We have just finished dinner at my husband’s parent’s house. I am randomly poking and tickling him. He is giggling and fighting me off. He suddenly raises his hand and waves it at me.)

Husband: “AVADA KEDAVRA!”

Me: *gasps in shock* “Did… did you just use the killing curse against me?”

Husband: “I was desperate.”

His father: “Don’t use killing curses against your wife.”

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