Wrote A Captain’s Log
(I’m browsing the science fiction section of a bookstore. A teenage girl and her mother are also.)
Girl: “Oh, look! William Shatner wrote a book! I wonder if it’s any good?”
Me: “Well, I hear he writes about as well as he acts…”
Girl: *perplexed* “Is that good?”
(Her mom and I just smile at each other.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?