A Historic First Kiss

(My boyfriend and I are sitting on the hood of his car, talking. We’re both very interested in history.)

Boyfriend: “Do you know why the Japanese didn’t win World War II?”

Me: “No. Why?”

(Suddenly, he leans over and kisses me for the first time. I’m quiet for a minute.)

Me: “What was that?!”

Boyfriend: “Well, I knew I had to distract you, or we’d both chicken out.”