Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 9

(My girlfriend and I have been living together for several years. We are currently on the sofa watching TV. My girlfriend is lying on me. Her head is on my chest.)

Girlfriend: “I can hear your heart.”

Me: “When you sleep, I can hear your butt.”

Girlfriend: “That’s not a romantic way to say me that I fart in my sleep.”

Me: “You mean there is a romantic way?”