A Gallery Of Odd Behavior
(My boyfriend and I are sleeping.)
Boyfriend: *gets up, picks up the duvet, folds it up and places it on the bedframe*
Me: *waking up* “What are you doing? I’m cold now!”
Boyfriend: “Oh, okay.” *picks it back up, unfolds it, puts it back over the mattress and me, and gets back into bed*
Me: “Why did you do that?”
Boyfriend: “The gallery attendant told me to.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?