A Gallery Of Odd Behavior

(My boyfriend and I are sleeping.)

Boyfriend: *gets up, picks up the duvet, folds it up and places it on the bedframe*

Me: *waking up* “What are you doing? I’m cold now!”

Boyfriend: “Oh, okay.” *picks it back up, unfolds it, puts it back over the mattress and me, and gets back into bed*

Me: “Why did you do that?”

Boyfriend: “The gallery attendant told me to.”