Behavior Fit For A Queen
(I am a sleep talker. I only know about this because my husband tells me the next morning. We have both gone to bed. He startles awake to me shouting.)
Me: “Are you the queen?!”
Husband: “…No?”
Me: “Then you don’t get to make the rules!”
(I promptly rolled over and didn’t say another word.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?