A Faulty One-Eyed Snake

| Related | June 17, 2013

(My husband and I have a deal that when the ‘birds and bees’ come up with our nine-year-old son, I will deal with girls, and he will deal with boys.)

Son: “What is reptile dysfunction?”

(I kick my husband dad under the table, but seeing he is choking on his chicken and turning a lovely shade of pink, I answer for him.)

Me: “Uh… it’s when men can’t have sex.”

Son: “Oh, okay. I thought it was something that snakes or lizards got.”

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