A Bad Time For Small Potatoes

| Romantic | March 2, 2015

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed, talking about romantic places to make love.)

Me: “Wouldn’t it be romantic to make love in a garden?”

Boyfriend: “You mean with, like, potatoes and stuff?”

Me: “No! Not a vegetable garden! The kind with flowers!”

Boyfriend: “Oh… yeah, I guess that makes more sense.”

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