A Bad Sign
(My aunt’s wife has a deaf relative, so she learned ASL. My aunt has taught my younger brother, a first grader, some of the naughtier signs.)
Teacher: “Today we’re learning about sign language! Does anyone know any signs?”
Brother: “Oh, I do! I do!”
Teacher: “Wonderful, [Brother], show us the sign and then tell us what it means!”
Brother: *crosses his arms in front of him, makes horns with one hand and a flicking motion with the other, then proudly exclaims* “This means bull-s***!”
Teacher: “…I’m going to need to call your mother about this.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?