Going To Need A Stronger Drink, Part 2
Elementary/Primary School | Learning
| February 27, 2017
(I am a substitute teacher, and recently filled in as a fourth-grade teacher. One ten-year-old student is having trouble sitting still.)
Me: “Sit down, [Student].”
Student: “But I had two cups of coffee this morning!”
Teacher: “WHY did you have two cups of coffee?”
Student: “Because if I don’t, then I go…” *pantomimes falling over asleep*
Teacher: “Well, I only had one cup of coffee, and it’s wearing off. Sit down.”
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