Aggressively Pursuing The Matter

(We are leaving class. I am not known for being the kindest and most optimistic person.)

Friend: “[My Name], you’re the most aggressive passive-aggressive person I’ve ever met.”

Me: “Passive aggressive or aggressive?”

Friend: “No, you’re not just aggressive you’re passive about it. Except you’re really aggressive when you’re being passive-aggressive.”

Me: “So I’m sarcastic.”

Friend: “Yeah! Sarcastic!”

Me: “I’m impressed with your skills of deduction and much needed input.”