Unfiltered Story #56802
Unfiltered
| April 24, 2016
(I am very overweight but I try to have a sense of humor about it. This occurs at a sandwich shop.)
Me: “I’ll have a Big Porker please.”
Employee: “Okay, that’ll be [price]”
Me: *pats my belly* “I’m a bit of a Porker myself.”
Employee: “Well if the shoe fits…”
(I didn’t know what to say to that so I just took my sandwich and left.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
