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Unfiltered Story #56802

Unfiltered | April 24, 2016

(I am very overweight but I try to have a sense of humor about it. This occurs at a sandwich shop.)

Me: “I’ll have a Big Porker please.”

Employee: “Okay, that’ll be [price]”

Me: *pats my belly* “I’m a bit of a Porker myself.”

Employee: “Well if the shoe fits…”

(I didn’t know what to say to that so I just took my sandwich and left.)

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