Unfiltered Story #47862

Jerusalem, Israel | Unfiltered | July 25, 2016

(My son is playing on a spring rider shaped like a fly. My wife is five months pregnant, and whenever she’s pregnant she tends to make strange noises.)

Son: Daddy, what sound does a fly make?

(Before I can answer, my wife lets out a perfectly-timed two-toned burp)

Son: (begins rocking back and forth on the spring rider, shouting) Bup-up! Bup-up! Bup-up!

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