Unfiltered Story #328213
I’m visiting a friend I made online in her home country. As a male I have spent a great deal of time saying I’m happy to sleep on her sofa I don’t want to make her uncomfortable etc. She insists that it’s ok we can share her bed and she trusts me. I should note that I never expected anything to happen but I did have a crush on her
We spend the first couple nights awkwardly watching TV while kind of sort of cuddling. Night #1 has about a foot between us Night #2 has us closer but still obviously apart. Night#3 she practically pulls me next to her grabs my hand and places it on her breast.
Her: “I really do like how nice you’ve been and how you havent wanted to make me uncomfortable but I really really want to have sex with you and you have been completely blind to my very obvious signals.”
Me: “uhhh…”
Her: [Speaking slowly like to an idiot] “Kiss Me You Idiot”
I stopped talking around that point, but she spent the best part of a month teasing me about how oblivious I had been the whole of the first three days.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?