Unfiltered Story #32788
(I’m in my history class during my Junior year of high school. I am a rather studious high schooler, and I am one of my teacher’s favorite students. This day, we are working on questions for a new chapter, and I am trying to focus on my notes. However, this one annoying girl in our class has decided to start a homophobic rant. It should be noted that I am a rather quiet person, and I was the vice president of our school’s GSA the previous year.)
Annoying classmate: I just don’t understand why lesbians are attracted to manly looking girls. They could just as easily get with a guy.
(I start to twitch, but I try to keep focused on my homework. Other classmates are either staying silent or giving noncommittal answers.)
Annoying classmate: I mean seriously, why go with a girl who looks super muscular and manly when you could just have a guy? I don’t understand it.
(My twitching and seething increases in intensity.)
Annoying classmate: Could someone please tell me why some of these lesbians go for super butch chicks? It’s so weird. Like, I just don’t get it.
Me: BECAUSE THEY LIKE VAGINA! VAGINA! THEY DON’T LIKE THE BANANA, THEY LIKE THE TACO! THEY. LIKE. VAGINA!!!
(Everybody stares at me in shock for a couple of seconds,and then two of my classmates give me high fives and thank you’s for shutting her up.)
Annoying classmate: Mr. [Teacher] aren’t you going to do anything?
Teacher: Nope. Now shut up and get to work.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?