Unfiltered Story #282422

My best friend and I, both female, often jokingly flirt with each other. This usually means exchanging over-the-top compliments or dropping pickup lines.

Friend: “Are you an aquatic bird? ‘Cause you’re a . . .”

Friend: *sends a picture of a coot*

Friend: “Coot-is”

Friend: “Coot-I’ve”

Friend: “Coot-ie!”

Friend: “F**K YOU AUTOCORRECT!”