Unfiltered Story #27922

Unfiltered | November 19, 2015

(I’m talking to my friend/coworker during a lull at work. My friend is a bit wild (drinking, late-night partying, unprotected sex). I’m joking about my high alcohol tolerance.)

Me: I’m going to have to spend my whole paycheck just to deal with coming to work to earn my paycheck!

Friend: Haha, you’re officially an alcoholic!

Me: Oh, like you’re one to talk.

Friend: Hey, I haven’t had a drink in over a month!

Me: I would hope not – you’re pregnant!