Unfiltered Story #270887

Store I work at is looking for more employees. The ad says to supply a CV & a cover letter. A guy comes up to the counter, still has a earbud in.
Blond Guy: “Hey, I heard you were hiring. Here’s my CV”
Passes it over
Me: “Do you have a cover letter?”
Blond guy does not say anything, long pause.
Me: “I guess not then?”
Blond guy: “Oh, *Inserts own name*”