Unfiltered Story #269584

This happens in 8th grade, ages 13-14. Before the teacher comes in two boys were playing a game where they were throwing white-board-markers to try to knock things off of a shelf. One of them, we’ll call him Student#1 threw it too hard and the marker broke. The kid picks up all of the pieces and tries to put them back together.

Student#1: “ooh I have an idea!”

He grabs a stapler and tries to staple the marker together, of course it doesn’t work. Eventually a girl grabs the broken marker out of his hands and gets it to stay together.

The teacher comes in and unfortunately he decides to take notes on the whiteboard with the broken marker. It works for about twenty minutes before it falls apart in his hands. A few people start laughing.

Teacher: “What the bones happened to my marker?!”

A little while later he has to staple some papers together:

Teacher: “Why is my stapler broken?!”