Unfiltered Story #241801

It’s been a running joke between my brothers and I for over ten years now, that if our mother isn’t paying attention while we talk to her we’ll say “Purple Monkey Dishwasher” and she’s instantly focused on what we’re saying.

My toddler has a habit of getting distracted very easily as well, to the point where one day I rolled my eyes and called her “space cadet”. Of course, she instantly turned around to me. It works every time she’s not listening, just like her Granny…