Unfiltered Story #211665

*phone rings*

Me: Hello, [removed] Box Office, how can I help?

Customer: Hi, we’re just on the way down, we’d like to reserve 3 tickets for whatever you have on tonight please.

Me: I’m sorry, I… don’t think that there IS anything on tonight?

*muffled talking on the other end of the phone*

*customer hangs up*