1984: A Christmas Special
(Our literature teacher is known for being laid back, and has just put us into groups to discuss part of the novel 1984 in class. She claims that she can see anything, anywhere, and at anytime. This has led to the following discussion between our group members.)
Student #1: “The book said that Big Brother can even see you when you are sleeping so–”
Student #2: *shouting* “Big Brother is Santa!”
Me: “[Teacher] also said that she can always see everything…”
Whole Group: *shouting* “[Teacher] is Big Brother!”
Student #3: “Wait, does that mean…”
Whole Class: *having listened in* “[Teacher] is Santa Claus!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?