Your Knowledge Of English Is Ballin’
(I own two horses, one of whom just turned a year old. He has been having some problems with his hoof so we had the vet out to look at it. The vet works with his wife, who is a very nice Asian lady who doesn’t have very good English. A couple months earlier we had the baby horse gelded, which is the horse equivalent of being neutered. This exchange happened while the vet’s wife and I are petting the year-old horse.)
Vet’s Wife: “What’s his name?”
Me: “[Horse].”
Vet’s Wife: “OH, HE THE ONE WE CHOP BALL!”
Me: *trying not to die of laughter*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?