Young Boys Display Monstrous Behavior
(I work in a costume shop, and I see a six- or seven-year-old boy looking through the aisle.)
Me: “Hey there, little guy! Are you looking for a costume?”
Boy: “Yeah! I’m gonna be a clown, zombie, vampire, werewolf, monster!”
(The mother of the boy comes around the corner.)
Mother: “Sweetie, you can only be one, so just choose one.”
Boy:” Okay, can I be a clown monster werewolf vampire?”
Me: “But not a zombie?”
Boy: “Oh yeah, and zombie!”
Me: “How about we stick two of them together? You can be a werewolf zombie, or a clown monster, or a vampire clown, even.”
Boy: “Ooh! I want to be a vampire clown. Can I be a vampire clown, please? I want lots of blood.”
Mother: “Do you even have a vampire clown costume?”
Me: “We have clown and vampire costumes separately. I’d say a clown outfit, some vampire teeth, and some blood should make the costume right.”
Boy: “Do you have lots of blood?”
(I point to the rack with small tubes of fake blood.)
Me: “We only have these.”
Boy: “No, I want lots of blood.”
Me: “Well, I’m sure it’ll have enough—”
Boy: *serious face* “No. I want lots of blood. I’ll just have to take yours…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?