You Hanukkahn’t Win

| Right | December 22, 2016

(Most customers I get appreciate being wished a Merry Christmas and wish me one in return, which I thank them for. I get one rather aloof customer at my register.)

Me: “There you go, ma’am, and Merry Christmas.”

Customer: *sneers* “I’m atheist. I don’t celebrate Christmas.”

Me: *very excitedly, with a big smile* “I’m Jewish! Neither do I!”

Customer: *stares at me blankly*

Me: *waves* “Merry Christmas anyway!”

(She was too confused by my energy to say anything else and just left.)

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