Yo Metric Mama

| NY, USA | Friendly | October 4, 2015

(I have three best friends and one is a girl. We treat her like one of the guys and we often engage in playful banter with her.)

Friend: “What are you, five?”

Me: “Yeah, five inches inside your mother.”

Friend: “You act as if you have five inches.”

Me: “I measured; it’s actually six.”

Friend: “You’re supposed to look on the inches side, not centimeters.”

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