Yellow Fluffy Clouds

(My four-year-old cousin has just returned from Sunday school.)

Me: “So sweetie, what did you learn about today?”

Cousin: “We learned about Heaven!”

Me: “Oh yeah? What about Heaven?”

Cousin: “It’s the place good people go when they die, and then you can do what you want!”

Me: “Whatever you want?”

Cousin: “Yeah. Like, pee on the floor and stuff like that!”