What A Crappy Deal
(I sell stuff at flea markets. A group of women, some with children in tow come up to me.)
Woman #1: “I’ll give you 5€ for that.”
Me: “No, the lowest I’d go is 15€.”
Woman #1: “But I don’t want to spend more than 5€.”
Me: “Then we won’t have a deal. Maybe you’ll find something similar at another stall for that price.”
(The group moves on and everything seems okay. Sometime later the group passes my stall again.)
Woman #2: “Excuse me, do you maybe have a spare table somewhere? I really need to change my baby and there is no changing room anywhere.”
Me: “I don’t have a table, but I could offer you the bed of my van. It is empty and reasonably clean.”
Woman #2: “Thank you. Don’t worry, I have a changing mat.”
(I opened the van and went back to my stall to give her some privacy. After a little while the woman finished, thanked me, and the group left. When my father went to close the van there was a giant turd on the loading platform, much too big to be the contents of a diaper. Apparently that woman had taken a dump in my van because I didn’t sell something to her friend for the price she wanted.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?