Well I’ll Be Hucked

(I easily get tongue-tied, and often try to combine words. Neither my friend or I curse a lot. This happens one day as my best friend and I are driving home from school.)

Friend: “So, how do you think you did on the biology test?”

Me: “I’m not sure. I think I completely fumbled and missed the section on mitosis.”

Friend: *jokingly* “Well, why did you go and do that for?!?”

Me: “Oh, just for the f*** of it.

Friend: “…”

Me: “…”

Me: “Yeah, that’s what happens when you try to say fun and heck at the same time.”