Used The Double F-Word
(My dad is a very mild mannered man. In 28 years I’ve never heard him say anything I would consider a swear word. I’m visiting my parents and helping my dad fix the kitchen sink. He knocks over a bucket and spills water all over the floor.)
Dad: “Oh fiddle farther!”
Me: “…”
Dad: “Pardon my French.”
(Yes, he was serious about apologizing for his language.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?