Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 66

| Romantic | July 5, 2016

(I am watching my boyfriend play a zombie themed video game, and decide to ask “The Question”. Note that both he and his best friend are avid gamers.)

Me: “Babe, what would you do if I became a zombie?”

Boyfriend: “I’d kill your a** and cut your head off. You’d be dead in a matter of seconds.”

(A few moments of silence.)

Boyfriend: “I mean, it’s not like you’re [Best Friend]. If he became a zombie I’d just re-train him to play video games, but what the f**k would I train you to do?”

Me: “Ummm…”

Boyfriend: “See?! You can’t think of anything either!”

 

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