Turning Down Is A Turn Off
Coworker: “Okay, sir… your order is—”
(I can hear a p*rnographic film being played in the background.)
Coworker: “Okay, I’m going say this and kindly, but bluntly: sir, I can’t hear you over your p*rnographic film. Can you turn it down a bit?”
Customer: “Wait, you can hear that?”
Coworker: “Yes, sir, it is quite loud. I’m attempting to give you your order number, but—”
Customer: “Oh…”
Coworker: “Yeah.”
Customer: “You like it?”
Coworker: “Uh… no, actually. If you can turn it down a little I’d be—”
Customer: “What?! Are you telling me to turn off my p*rn?!”
Coworker: “No, sir, I’m not. However, I’m having a hard time talking over the delivery guy with a medium sausage pizza. If you can turn it down a bit, I can give you your—”
Customer: *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
