Totally Whacko Taco

(My mom, my little sister, and I are getting tacos at a restaurant. I am the only one who ordered tacos with a hard shell.)

Me: “I just can’t stand tacos with soft shells. They remind me of a tortilla.”

Mom: “That’s what soft shells are made of!”

Me: “Well, they remind me of a raw tortilla.”

Little Sister: “That’s because they are!”

Me: “They remind me of… I don’t know, an uncooked, soft tortilla!”

Mom & Little Sister: “Because they are!”

Me: “Never mind. I just don’t like them.”