Total Nincompoop
Restaurant | Right
| May 10, 2014
(I work in a restaurant as a teenager. The restroom is crowded and I’m in a stall when all leave except two young girls. Girl #1 is in a stall and Girl #2 is waiting by the sinks.)
Girl #1: “Is everyone gone?”
Girl #2: *apparently hasn’t noticed me* “Yeah, they left.”
Girl #1: “Oh good. Now I can poop.”
(I take that as my cue to flush and wash my hands, trying not to laugh at the sudden awkward silence. As I open the door to leave I say:)
Me: “Okay. Now you can poop.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
