Titanic Mutant NInja Turtle, Dead Ahead
High School | Learning
| May 21, 2013
(My friend finishes watching Titanic in her History in Film class.)
Girl: “Oh, my goodness! That was so sad! I’m so glad it was just a movie!”
Friend: “Um. You know that actually happened, right?”
Girl: “What?! But… How could they do that?!”
Friend: “Do… What?”
Girl: “Just stay there filming while all those people died and not even try to help!”
Friend: “I don’t think you—”
Girl: “Wait, but Leonardo da Vinci died and he’s still alive!”
Friend: “… It’s DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Girl: “Nooo, he’s the one who painted all those famous pictures!”
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
