Time For Her To Re-Tire
(I work at a large chain auto parts store.)
Customer: “Do you plug tires?”
Me: “No, ma’am, we do not.”
Customer: “I have a hole in my tire. I just got air and it’s leaking out. It’s on top and I need something to put on it so I can drive home.”
Me: “I’m sorry; I don’t have anything you can put—”
Customer: “Do you have any tape?”
Me: *stifling a laugh* “The only tape I have is scotch tape and that won’t work.”
Customer: “Can I have a piece?”
(I tear her off about six inches of tape and watch as she goes outside, puts it on her tire and drives off!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?