Three Unwise Jokes

(Our philosophy teacher is in his early 60s. He always tells bad jokes and puns. The whole school loves him, except for one teacher who refuses to lecture next door, as our teacher has a rather booming voice. He even has a fan-page on Facebook, where students share his jokes and ‘advice.’)

Teacher: “If you were on a beach, and everyone wore bikinis and shorts, how would you know who Adam and Eve were?”

Me: “They wouldn’t have navels.”

Student #1: “Wait, Adam and Eve don’t have navels?”

Me: “Of course not. The navel is what’s left of the umbilical cord after you’re born. Adam and Eve were created.”

Student #1: “Oh… that’s weird.”

(The lecture continues.)

Teacher: “Now, why weren’t Adam and Eve allowed to eat from the tree of knowledge?”

Student #2: “Maybe he was testing them? Like, ‘hey, I’ll put this delicious fruit in your reach, but don’t touch,’ just to see what happens?”

Student #1: “Oh, I know! Because if you eat, you have to poop, and you weren’t supposed to poop in the garden.”

Teacher: *pauses for a second* “I think you should let me tell jokes in this classroom.”

(Close to the end of class, he manages to squeeze in one more joke.)

Teacher: “Does anyone know why they didn’t out on a nativity play in [Nearby Town] this year?”

Me: “Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin?”

Teacher: “Why do you know so many bad jokes?!”