This Scam Is Not Ready To Roll

(We are known for our breakfast rolls, which can have five different toppings. This morning two students walk in.)

Student #1: “Hi. I’ll have a breakfast roll please.”

Me: “Sure thing! What would you like on it?”

Student #1: “I’ll have sausage, bacon, beans, tomatoes and a hash brown.”

(I set about making his sandwich while my coworker serves his friend. They pay and I hand [Student #1] his sandwich. He opens the box, looks at his sandwich, nods, and goes upstairs. One hour later, he comes back down.)

Student #1: “There are no mushrooms on this.”

Me: “You didn’t ask for any.”

Student#1: “B****! I want my food for free!”

(This continues for a few minutes before I explain to the customer that I charged him for a five-item breakfast roll, so he didn’t pay for mushrooms. Regardless, at any point during the hour he’d been there he could have come down and asked for mushrooms, and he’d checked the sandwich before he went upstairs!)

Student #2: *laughs* “I told you it wouldn’t work!”