This Is How Rumors Spread
(My boyfriend and I are at a stand-up comedy gig and having a great time. It should be noted that although we get on very well, we are having some difficulties in the bedroom. This happens during the gig’s interval.)
Boyfriend: “Do you want to go outside and spread your legs for a while?”
Me: “Whaaat?!”
Boyfriend: *takes a few seconds before he realises what he said* “Stretch! I meant stretch your legs! Oh, God!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?