This Employee’s A Real Cut-Up

(I am about to go on an extended trip, so I’m getting my hair cut from shoulder-length to about an inch long. The hairstylist is very excited to cut and style my hair.)

Hairstylist: “I have a great idea for a style for your hair. But first, would you mind if I give you a mullet and laugh at it for a while before I give you the cut you want?”

Me: “…Umm… I suppose not.”

(She proceeds to cut my hair into a mullet and almost wet herself laughing, before cutting it short like I wanted.)