They’re Cute Even When Caught
(I’m lifeguarding the little kid pool, which has a slide in it, when a little girl walks up to me and tugs on my shorts.)
Me: “Yes, hun? What’s up?”
Little girl: “That little boy right there keeps butting in line.”
(She points to a boy climbing out of the slide.)
Me: “Alright, dear. I’ll take care of it.”
(I make eye contact with the boy and motion for him to come over.)
Me: “Some kids are saying you’ve been cutting in line. Have you?”
Little boy: *smiles* “Actually, yes, I have!”
Me: “Are we supposed to cut in line?”
Little boy: “No, we aren’t. Mommy says it’s not nice.”
Me: “Then are you gonna keep cutting in line?”
Little boy: “Not anymore!” *skips away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
