They Obviously Haven’t Seen Memento

(My brother and I are heading to school, and our mum is driving us. My brother and I watched ‘Shaun of the Dead’ the night before.)

Brother: “We watched it from halfway through to the end. Then we switched to another channel, and it was on there too!”

Mum: “Really?”

Brother: “Yeah, it had just started. And it was going from the start of the movie!”

Me: “Movies always go from the start of the movie, idiot!”