They Are Out Of The Picture

(My boyfriend and I are from England and on holiday in Dublin. We are wandering around the campus of a college when a European tourist comes and asks my boyfriend to take a picture of her on her iPad. A few days later, we are at the Guinness Storehouse, and we see a familiar face…)

Woman: “Will you take a picture of me by the window?”

Boyfriend: “Oh, hi! We met the other day, didn’t we?”

Woman: *stares at boyfriend suspiciously* “Whatever. I don’t know. Just take the picture!”