There Will Be Blood Relative

(My five-year-old usually crawls into our bed in the middle of the night.)

Daughter: “Are J and G my uncles like their mommy and daddy?”

Me: “No, their mommy and daddy are your aunt and uncle so they are your cousins.”

Daughter: “Yay! They have the same blood as me! It’s always good to have a ton of extra just in case!”

Me: “…”