There Are No Cats In America
(My mom and I are shopping while on vacation. She sees a ‘Hello Kitty’ dress with the pattern of a flag on it.)
Mom: “Look! It’s Hello Kitty and the USA!”
Me: “That’s not USA.”
Mom: “Yes, it is! It’s red, white, and blue!”
Me: “That’s the Union Jack, mom…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?