The Zombie A-Flop-alypse

(I am talking to some friends, including my housemate.)

Me: “I have no survival skills and tend to shut down under extreme stress. I would be terrible in a zombie apocalypse. Not only would I be one of the first people to get turned into a zombie, after having been turned into a zombie, I’d be the first zombie to be killed by a survivor before getting a chance to zombify anyone myself.”

Housemate: “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you from the zombies. And if you do get turned into a zombie, I’ll bring you your first victim to zombify before someone kills you!”

Me: “Aw, that’s so… sweet?”