The Situation Remains Fluid

(My boyfriend are I are lying in bed. He’s been working the early shift so he has fallen asleep on my chest whilst I continue watching television.)

Me: *noticing the growing puddle of dribble forming on my pajama top* “Babe…”

Boyfriend: *suddenly sits bolt upright and looks at me* “Eww, you’re all sweaty.”

(He then gave me a disgusted look and rolled over whilst I had to mop up the drool. Thanks, babe.)